A year ago today I started everydayisgarbageday.com. What a long strange trip it’s been. Thank you to each and every one of you who read, watched, listened, tweeted, facebooked, dugg, and stumbleuponed my meager offerings to the comedy world. It means to world to me.
Also, big ups to the folks that helped along the way: Mogan (obviously), Nick at fivedeep.com, Monika for a great article, Bubb for SART, James and everyone who held their Wizard Staff’s high. I hope I make you guys laugh as much as you’ve made me.
There’s been a moticable lack of updates…not for lack of trying, though. In between moving and being too lazy to get my internet up, work and life in general, there hasn’t been much time for writing. I’ll try and get back into the habit. It was just so much easier when I was unmployed and depressed all the damn time.Eh, you never know what the future holds….
Well, fuck. The party’s over. After 27 or so years of drinking, jackassery and whoring around ,all my comrades who once applauded my efforts are gone. What was once the boomtown of early 20’s hedonism is now a ghost town of tumbleweeds; the Pussyhound Saloon closed long ago and Doc Sirosis’ General Store packed up and left town.
What I’m trying to say is that all my buddies are getting married and I swear to god it is the most depressing thing ever. But as we all know, one must always maintain a proper appearance at such occasions. So here you have it:
For those of you who know me, you know I have four main passions in life: writing, drinking, maintaining an encyclopedic knowledge of deviant sexual acts and music.
I generally get to share my love of the first three at great length here on Garbage day, but music is a love of mine that goes sorely underappreciated here. Tonight I decided to remedy that!
I remember watching Disney’s Robin Hood when I was a kid and thinking how great it would be to have anthropomorhic friends I could run around and have adventures with.
At 27 years, my wish came true. Now I’m living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
“The M67 fragmentation grenade is the most commonly available grenade during combat in urban areas. It provides suppression during room-to-room or house-to-house fighting, and is used while clearing rooms of enemy personnel. When used at close ranges, it can be cooked off for two seconds to deny the enemy time to throw it back. The fragmentation grenade can be rolled, bounced, or ricocheted into areas that cannot be reached by 40-mm grenade launchers. Soldiers must be cautious when throwing grenades up stairs. This is not the most desired method of employment.”
Really, kids. Just think about it. That’s all I’m saying.
Words really cant express how this makes me feel. This picture of Pete Rose, however, captures my thoughts perfectly.
Terms people used to find our blog.*
nigga tattoo
tattoos for nigga
real nigga tattoos
astronaut tattoo
dingo
gay male pinups
gay pinup
cutest puppies in the world
shitted beef
snow the rapper
raccoon mario eating trash
david beckham
*I now declare Every Day Is Garbage Day to be the official source for all things nigga, astronaut and shitted beef-related on the web.
Nine out of ten people I surveyed had no idea what was going on in this video, but agreed it was fucking rad. The tenth person was an imaginary moose named Steve I just created. Fuck Steve, he’s such a downer.
Props to my buddy Eric for bringing this to my attention.
