Hey folks, we’re still alive out there. Thing is, writing for a comedy blog doesn’t pay the bills. Even if the reviews I just made up in my head are calling us the “funniest thing since Operation: Dumbo Drop,” the staff of Garbage Day has to treat this as a hobby for now.
Which brings up my point: April is tax season and times are tough. That’s why we’re going to be answering your financial questions! Need to know how to live on the cheap? How about asking for that raise? Claiming other people’s kids on your income tax? We’re on it!
yup, times are tough
So email your questions over to everydayisgarbageday@gmail.com! As per usual, we’ll be shooting a video and posting it on the site. Please get all questions in by april 12th!
From approximately 1990 until 1996, Gang culture captivated Americans with either massive appeal or sheer terror like a cross between heroes of the wild west and an unstoppable killer from a horror movie.
While middle class white adults trembled in terror of the idea of taking the wrong freeway exit and being carjacked for their ’89 hatchback Rabbit, their own saggy pants children fantasied about that very scenario from the back seat as a means to ditch their lame-ass suburban being for a life of back yard barbecues/topless volley tournament days and nights filled with unprotected sex and random gunshots.
For the month of March, Garbage Day is paying tribute to a different kind of Black History. And Mexican History. And White History. Actually, it doesn’t matter what color you are. While February was about honoring achievements in cultural progress and social courageousness, this month will be about remembering an era when outlaw organizations hit the mainstream and captured the youth culture in a trance not seen since Furbies…or the first Star Wars movie…um, Koosh Balls? Some shit like that.
That’s why the entire month of March will be Garbage Day’s salute to….
When Gangs Were Awesome!
yup
We’re going to visit that glorious era of the late 80′s/early 90′s when the pop charts were filled with violence, the movie theaters were filled with ‘Hood stories and gang signs, C-walking and do-ragin’ replaced hopscotch as the common 3rd grade past time.
So look forward for a full month of Gangstas, Ho’s, 40′s, 9′s and drive-by’s that everyone will be ducking for, because this March may be coming in like a bitch-ass sucker, but will be going out like a stone cold thug with a glock in each hand. Break yo self!
