I know it’s tough out there, folks. This recession continues to kick us in the proverbial balls at every given opportunity, while hardworking folks have taken to getting 25 bucks to get kicked in the balls in some divey motel at every given opportunity, and that’s just to make sure the cable bill gets paid.
whatever, money is money and i'll be damned if i miss the season premire of :House"
Now you can start looking back at everything that went wrong in your increasingly miserable life, or you can take it from a winner like me: you have the skills and abilities to succeed, Your resume says that and more!
But your cover letter is shit. Let’s take a look at how the pros get their foot in the door. Here’s two examples of how I’ve made it in this world and you haven’t.
Cover Letters: The Deadbolt You Need To Smash To Walk Into the Apartment Of Success!
fuck you!
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Categories: Bangin · Kevin D
Tagged: drinking, failure, surefire tips, unemployment
Wow. Almost two months and no updates. Nary a podcast, article or video. The “Snow” article seems to be blowing up, as apparently the guy got shot. Don’t ask me, I honestly don’t know.
But onto the big questions: where in the world are Kevin and Mogan?
fuck if i know
Well the answer has been staring you in the face all along. All one needs to do to track us down is flip through this month’s issue of Nightspots!
nothing more manly than cowboys....right?
Therein you’ll get all the hip goings on in the Windy City…
All the hip gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered goings on. Yup.
hi mom, if you're reading this
So if you flip around and find yourself on page 14, you’ll find out just where we’ve been hiding.And more to the point, you’ll find out what we’ve been hiding from (hint: it’s the fear of our own repressed sexuality and gender identity).
hi mogan's mom, if you're reading this
So that pretty much answers that.
Summer vacation is over! We’ll be back soon with new articles, podcasts and a few suprises!
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