I remember watching Disney’s Robin Hood when I was a kid and thinking how great it would be to have anthropomorhic friends I could run around and have adventures with.
At 27 years, my wish came true. Now I’m living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
“The M67 fragmentation grenade is the most commonly available grenade during combat in urban areas. It provides suppression during room-to-room or house-to-house fighting, and is used while clearing rooms of enemy personnel. When used at close ranges, it can be cooked off for two seconds to deny the enemy time to throw it back. The fragmentation grenade can be rolled, bounced, or ricocheted into areas that cannot be reached by 40-mm grenade launchers. Soldiers must be cautious when throwing grenades up stairs. This is not the most desired method of employment.”
Really, kids. Just think about it. That’s all I’m saying.
Words really cant express how this makes me feel. This picture of Pete Rose, however, captures my thoughts perfectly.
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Nine out of ten people I surveyed had no idea what was going on in this video, but agreed it was fucking rad. The tenth person was an imaginary moose named Steve I just created. Fuck Steve, he’s such a downer.
Props to my buddy Eric for bringing this to my attention.