I’m not even kidding with this one. Here’s the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning…

yaaaaaawn. who's life am i gonna fuck up today?

Television Shows That Would Be Infinitely More Interesting If Just One Word In The Title Was Recplaced With “Fingerblast”

8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter
Rescue Me
Hell’s Kitchen
Family Feud
Bones
Flavor of Love
Who Wants To Be  A Millionaire
Judge Joe Brown

Feel free to add you own in the comments fingerblast section!