Entries from October 2009

Happy Halloween!

October 31, 2009 · 4 Comments

Because nobody at all asked for it….

 

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I Just Had To Stop

October 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

….before I even wrote this article. I’ve never been one to shy away from a cheap laugh, but this one stumped me.

Like, I’m sure it would be funny. Other bloggers have gone down this road and fared pretty well.

I’m talking about the holy grail of comedy, Juggalos. Young men and women who are devout followers of the Insane Clown Posse.

The Day I Didn’t Write About Juggalos!

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To Have And To Hold, Bitches

October 11, 2009 · 1 Comment

Well, fuck. The party’s over. After 27 or so years of drinking, jackassery and whoring around ,all my comrades who once applauded my efforts are gone. What was once the boomtown of  early 20′s hedonism is now a ghost town of tumbleweeds; the Pussyhound Saloon closed long ago and Doc Sirosis’ General Store packed up and left town.

What I’m trying to say is that all my buddies are getting married and I swear to god it is the most depressing thing ever. But as we all know, one must always maintain a proper appearance at such occasions. So here you have it:

Everything You Need To Know About Weddings!

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We Do It For The Love Of The Music (But Mostly The Hookers And Blow)

October 6, 2009 · 2 Comments

For those of you who know me, you know I have four main passions in life: writing, drinking, maintaining  an encyclopedic knowledge of deviant sexual acts and music.

I generally get to share my love of the first three at great length here on Garbage day, but music is a love of mine that goes sorely underappreciated here. Tonight I decided to remedy that!

Are you ready to rock be underwhelmed!?!

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