The Time Has Come For Richard Simmons
To Sweat His Ass Out Of The Closet
It’s 2009 and it seems like Americans have made a lot of progress towards social equality as of late, with the election of Barack Obama, an African-American man with a controversial middle name as our 44th President being the the most obvious. But while the ultimate racial barrier seems to have been knocked down, with the passing of Prop 8 in California, it appears that America hasn’t completely opened it’s mind to welcoming non-traditional lifestyles. The strongest example of this is that Richard Simmons is still potentially considered to be a straight man.
