Kevin and Mogan: Love Technicians is done! We’ve answered your questions, which was no small feat. Bitches are out of their minds. Anyhow, We cut a quick preview for you. Tell all your friends! See you on the 14th!
Entries categorized as ‘Feltching’
Get Ready!
February 12, 2009 · 1 Comment
Categories: Feltching · Kevin D · Mogan B · videos
Tagged: relationships, sexual deviance, sluts, very special episode
You Give Love A Bad Name
February 10, 2009 · 9 Comments
Ah, Valentine’s. Naysayers be damned, there is a certain feeling in the air that makes for romance that shakes the heavens. Relationships will blossom and with a little luck and a lot of hard work, might blossom into marriage. Pretty awesome, right?
Talk to us in June.
Your Relationship Is Going To Fail!
Categories: Bangin · Feltching · Kevin D
Tagged: hatchet wounds, hatred, love, relationships, sexual deviance, sluts, surefire tips
Trouble In Paradise!
February 4, 2009 · 3 Comments
So, Kevin and I got into a little tiff the other day when I was watching “Chocolate Rain” by troubadour Tay Zonde while he was trying to write an article on the history of sluts, and….well….things got a little bit heated……..
Is That A Sack Of Walnuts In Your Shorts, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
January 29, 2009 · 1 Comment
The Time Has Come For Richard Simmons
To Sweat His Ass Out Of The Closet
It’s 2009 and it seems like Americans have made a lot of progress towards social equality as of late, with the election of Barack Obama, an African-American man with a controversial middle name as our 44th President being the the most obvious. But while the ultimate racial barrier seems to have been knocked down, with the passing of Prop 8 in California, it appears that America hasn’t completely opened it’s mind to welcoming non-traditional lifestyles. The strongest example of this is that Richard Simmons is still potentially considered to be a straight man.
Categories: Alheimers · Feltching · Medical Advice · Mogan B
The Trouble With Sluts
January 14, 2009 · 3 Comments
There aren’t enough readily available.
I’m gonna dispel a common myth: being a comedy blogger does not get you the type of ass one would think it does. And being a manchild, I have…erm..needs. Needs which must be met, preferably with as little amount of claw marks to my face as possible.
It’s hard to meet women. Actually, strike that. It’s easy to meet women. All one needs to do is step foot out the door and visit a local bar. With a slight amount of confidence and a large amount of booze, you’ll be chatting away in no time.
But fuck that. I don’t want conversation and I certainly don’t want another friend. Dinner and drinks? Psh. Catching a movie and coffee? No ma’m.
All of the aforementioned are just the middleman between a guy and getting some. In a move of sheer brilliance, I took to the internet to cut out the supurfolous bullshit and make my life more the the R. Kelly song it was meant to be.
pictured: my hero
Waiting for a 12 year old and pee joke? Fuck it, I want it all.
So here’s the ad I put on Craigslist:
The Results? Nothing.
Nothing but girls who thought it was “really funny.” And would like to meet me based on my “sense of humor.” After I tried to explain I wasn’t kidding, all communication halted.
What the fuck, people? Are you telling me there’s no sluts out there?
With Valentine’s day on the horizon, you can be certain the prospective sluts of Chicago have not heard the last from Garbage Day.
Categories: Bangin · Feltching · Kevin D
Tagged: hatchet wounds, love, relationships, sexual deviance, sluts
