….before I even wrote this article. I’ve never been one to shy away from a cheap laugh, but this one stumped me.
Like, I’m sure it would be funny. Other bloggers have gone down this road and fared pretty well.
I’m talking about the holy grail of comedy, Juggalos. Young men and women who are devout followers of the Insane Clown Posse.
just...no
Categories: Kevin D · music
Tagged: do not want, god's failed experiment, juggalos, overwhelming sadness
For those of you who know me, you know I have four main passions in life: writing, drinking, maintaining an encyclopedic knowledge of deviant sexual acts and music.
I generally get to share my love of the first three at great length here on Garbage day, but music is a love of mine that goes sorely underappreciated here. Tonight I decided to remedy that!
Are you ready to rock be underwhelmed!?!
Categories: Kevin D · music · videos
Tagged: drinking, lucero is amazing, stunna shades
I remember watching Disney’s Robin Hood when I was a kid and thinking how great it would be to have anthropomorhic friends I could run around and have adventures with.
At 27 years, my wish came true. Now I’m living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
Categories: Kevin D · Musings · videos
Tagged: murder, please make it stop
Our fifth podacast is up. Consequently, we noticed that all the links to our older podcasts are dead….
Watch the video. Click the link. Download the files.
Categories: Kevin D · Mogan B · Musings · updates · videos
Tagged: drinking, failure, hatred, Moganb, podcast, sexual deviance
I know it’s tough out there, folks. This recession continues to kick us in the proverbial balls at every given opportunity, while hardworking folks have taken to getting 25 bucks to get kicked in the balls in some divey motel at every given opportunity, and that’s just to make sure the cable bill gets paid.
whatever, money is money and i'll be damned if i miss the season premire of :House"
Now you can start looking back at everything that went wrong in your increasingly miserable life, or you can take it from a winner like me: you have the skills and abilities to succeed, Your resume says that and more!
But your cover letter is shit. Let’s take a look at how the pros get their foot in the door. Here’s two examples of how I’ve made it in this world and you haven’t.
fuck you!
Categories: Bangin · Kevin D
Tagged: drinking, failure, surefire tips, unemployment
After spending a good deal of the day hunched over a toilet praying for death as a suitable punishment for the prior night’s alcohol-fueled misgivings, it occurred to me that today was Earth Day.
Seriously? Really? Fuck that noise.
Categories: Kevin D · The Ruckus
Tagged: drinking, failure, hatred, hippies, surefire tips
It’s 42 degrees here at Garbage Day’s Chicago headquarters. You know what that means: bust out the beach blankets, get the lawn darts sharpened and add a Zyrtec to your fistful of antidepressants, anti-psychotics, muscle relaxants and methadone you’re downing with your morning Bloody Mary! It’s time for….
this is gonna be a feel good article
Categories: Bangin · Kevin D · Medical Advice
Tagged: drinking, failure, hatred, i'd hit it, relationships, sexual deviance, surefire tips
We’re back! And we’re proud to announce that now you can take the website you didn’t want to take with you anywhere…EVERYWHERE! That’s right kids, it’s time for the Garbage Day Podcast!!!!!
trust us. we're totally on this shit.
Now iTunes is being an iCunt with it’s copyrights and such, so we’re hosting our show through Mediafire. All you need to do is click on the link below and you’ll be directed to a page to download our show. No bells, no whistles…just pure drunken comedy. That I can guarantee. I use Mediafire all the time and it’s no problem. So download our show and enjoy!
Update: We’re currently being reviewed for iTunes and I’m in the lab trying to get a streaming player up on this page.
Awesome Update: Holy shit iTunes approved us! Now you can subscribe to our shenanigans and download it directly from the mother apple.
Categories: Kevin D · Mogan B · Musings · music
Tagged: podcast
Hey folks, we’re still alive out there. Thing is, writing for a comedy blog doesn’t pay the bills. Even if the reviews I just made up in my head are calling us the “funniest thing since Operation: Dumbo Drop,” the staff of Garbage Day has to treat this as a hobby for now.
Which brings up my point: April is tax season and times are tough. That’s why we’re going to be answering your financial questions! Need to know how to live on the cheap? How about asking for that raise? Claiming other people’s kids on your income tax? We’re on it!
yup, times are tough
So email your questions over to everydayisgarbageday@gmail.com! As per usual, we’ll be shooting a video and posting it on the site. Please get all questions in by april 12th!
Categories: Kevin D · Mogan B · music · updates · videos
Tagged: gangs, murder, music, snoop dogg, very special episode
 | JamieQ on Fuck it…. |
| JamieQ on Finally, an answer to the age … |
 | Saci on I Just Had To Stop |
| random north carolin… on I Just Had To Stop |
 | Diva on A Licky Boom Boom Yeah |
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