Entries categorized as ‘Medical Advice’
Kevin (left) and Mogan (rt) record their latest podcast.
So, for at least the sixth or seventh time in 3 or 4 months, I find myself posting an explanation for lack of timely content. Answer; dude, we’re busy. Kevin got a job, and I’ve had more troubles than a country western jam, but we have found time to record several podcasts, the latest of which was recorded less than a week ago (at least if you’re reading this Monday, the 11th). Anyway, after a week of trying to get the damn thing on itunes, we’ve kinda just given up and are now presenting it as a downloadable link on some other website that Kevin knows about (he’s the brains, I’m the looks). So anyway, click this:
and spend and evening with two of the classiest dudes Chitown has to offer. Enjoy!
- Mogan
Categories: Medical Advice · updates
Tagged: JCVD, JCVD's STD, KJD, Moganb, Swine Flu, The Ruckus
It’s 42 degrees here at Garbage Day’s Chicago headquarters. You know what that means: bust out the beach blankets, get the lawn darts sharpened and add a Zyrtec to your fistful of antidepressants, anti-psychotics, muscle relaxants and methadone you’re downing with your morning Bloody Mary! It’s time for….
Garbage Day’s Guide To Spring Fever!
this is gonna be a feel good article
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Categories: Bangin · Kevin D · Medical Advice
Tagged: drinking, failure, hatred, i'd hit it, relationships, sexual deviance, surefire tips
February 5, 2009 · 1 Comment
Hello to all there out in GarbageDayLand!
With Valentine’s Day upon us, that sinking feeling that you’re damned to die alone is more prevalent than ever. Believe us, we’re there with you. Oh god, are we there.
But you can’t keep a good group of hack writers down! That’s why we’re proud to announce:
Garbage Day’s Lovelife Advice (A.K.A. “Please God, Don’t Let Me Die Alone”) Bonanza!
Here’s how it works: You write to us at everydayisgarbageday@gmail.com with all of your relationship questions and we’ll answer them right here on this page!
Trying to tell that special someone how you feel? We got it!
Just been dumped? We’ll tell you how to cope!
Do they just want to be friends? We’ll tell you how drunk you have to get them!
It burns when you take a piss? Penicillin! Lots of it!
So write in now with all your questions…no problem is too small for the certified love doctors at Garbage Day.
All letters must be received by February 12th.If you want to remian anonymous or what have you, let us know in the letter. We might oblige.
In the meantime look for other love-related articles (but mostly non-love related articles) right here on Garbage Day!
xo,
Kevin & Mogan
Categories: Bangin · Kevin D · Medical Advice · Mogan B
Tagged: failure, love, relationships
How To Teach The Kids A Lesson In A Po-Mo Hipster World, By Scaring The Living Crap Out Of Them
As Kevin pointed out with his recent post, children and parents of the 80′s were pretty easy to scare. Just tell ‘em that every old white guy with a receding hairline and a members only jacket is on the hunt to diddle some grassless fields using candy as bait, and every kid in America is on lock down until junior year of college. It was this mentality that strongly attributed to the sardonic flippance of the youth of the 90′s, which was pretty much a complete rebellion to their parents over protectiveness. Sarcasm and irony became the fruits of the spirit and biting the hand that feeds (or pays for college/rent/car insurance) was the average badge of courage. This teen angst/parental dependency led us to the hipster movement of today, where really kids only worry is if their headband matches their iphone or if Vampire Weekend will still be cool by the time the show they bought tickets for on ebay rolls around. (more…)
Categories: Medical Advice · Mogan B · The Ruckus
Tagged: grassless fields, hatchet wounds, murder
January 29, 2009 · 1 Comment
The Time Has Come For Richard Simmons
To Sweat His Ass Out Of The Closet
It’s 2009 and it seems like Americans have made a lot of progress towards social equality as of late, with the election of Barack Obama, an African-American man with a controversial middle name as our 44th President being the the most obvious. But while the ultimate racial barrier seems to have been knocked down, with the passing of Prop 8 in California, it appears that America hasn’t completely opened it’s mind to welcoming non-traditional lifestyles. The strongest example of this is that Richard Simmons is still potentially considered to be a straight man.
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Categories: Alheimers · Feltching · Medical Advice · Mogan B
