I feel bad a dude has to talk about quarters for an hour, but come on, there is no fucking phone room… and your stories on how coins had a hard time are only impressing old people. Still though, this holds nothing to the Knives day, that is amazing to watch. “Order this 200 knife set, get 65 hand held, 20 throwing knives, 10 bayonets, 5 machetes, 2 samurai swords, and a grab bag surprise of various other blades!!!!”

HO-LY SHIT…am I the only one that sees a cyborg overthrow of the world? It may start off with good intentions, next thing you know your exoskeleton is merging with your toaster and cell phone and we are all fucked!

Cruise Control. It is a pretty simple idea. But yet there are so many fucking idiots on the road that do not get the concept. Traffic is going one pace, I am rolling down the left lane at a safe 5 mph over the speed-limit, when I come up on this asshole dicking around. So I move right, pass and get back in left lane. Three miles down the road he flies by my at like 85. Then a few miles up, what happens, but I get stuck behind this asshole again sitting in the lane. No cars or reason. I have been going 70 for an hour now no problem… no I have to hit the breaks and am going 55, and there is no car in front of this guy. ROAD RAGE AHHHHHH MARK SMASH!

KFC is pushing this “no bag, box” thing. Your meal comes in a box, chicken strips, thighs, 2 sides, some sort of chicken sandwich, biscuits and then a 32oz drink. We have really hit a wall as Americans where the stock drink with a meal is 32oz…3 full regular sodas…. And if this is the stock size for the meal, upsizing is what 48 oz? 64? Christ that is a lot of Mountain Dew. I once attempted to order a soda in those family buckets at KFC for chicken, but they denied me. Looks like pretty soon I will be able to get that.

So I was in my first earthquake today. I am actually writing this directly afterwards. I have to say…. a little anticlimactic. I sat on the couch, heard the window creek, then I jiggled around for a bit and that was it. I am used to tornadoes, I mean there is something from nature to be scared of. Have you watched Twister? That shit will fuck your day up! Plus I would totally hit Helen Hunt.

Well, New Years resolution…Wounded. I say wounded because I technically have not broken it completely. I had a few drinks this weekend, BUT I did not spend any money on them, so I will be running a tally for the year now to keep track of this. I am still half in the game!

2009 Drink Ticker
Drinks: 3
Money Spent: $0

Lets give your ears a break and give your eyes some work

Watch the following:

Generation Kill (HBO Mini series, now on DVD)
The Departed
The Wackness
Grandmas Boy
American Gangster
SAW
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3, Disc 3

Later Losers,
Bubb