For those of you who know me, you know I have four main passions in life: writing, drinking, maintaining an encyclopedic knowledge of deviant sexual acts and music.
I generally get to share my love of the first three at great length here on Garbage day, but music is a love of mine that goes sorely underappreciated here. Tonight I decided to remedy that!
I remember watching Disney’s Robin Hood when I was a kid and thinking how great it would be to have anthropomorhic friends I could run around and have adventures with.
At 27 years, my wish came true. Now I’m living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
I love bikes and I love hyphy, so it’s no surprise I love Tha Trunk Boiz. Skip to the 1:19 mark to see one of the kids alos get killed in oncoming traffic.
Hey folks, we’re still alive out there. Thing is, writing for a comedy blog doesn’t pay the bills. Even if the reviews I just made up in my head are calling us the “funniest thing since Operation: Dumbo Drop,” the staff of Garbage Day has to treat this as a hobby for now.
Which brings up my point: April is tax season and times are tough. That’s why we’re going to be answering your financial questions! Need to know how to live on the cheap? How about asking for that raise? Claiming other people’s kids on your income tax? We’re on it!
yup, times are tough
So email your questions over to everydayisgarbageday@gmail.com! As per usual, we’ll be shooting a video and posting it on the site. Please get all questions in by april 12th!
Kevin and Mogan: Love Technicians is done! We’ve answered your questions, which was no small feat. Bitches are out of their minds. Anyhow, We cut a quick preview for you. Tell all your friends! See you on the 14th!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that almost 100 % of my readership is from the age of music videos. I myself was born the year MTV hit the airwaves and as such, have grown up having Kurt Loder and Tabitha Soren give me the news. Eric Nies taught me how to grind, Kennedy taught me that mousy girls can be pretty damn cute and Jesse Camp served as a living example of why I shouldn’t huff glue.
But all that was just filler in between the videos. I’ll never forget watching March of the Pigs for the first time. When music videos became seen as a viable medium for artists and directors to work within, some really amazing stuff got made.
And yes, we could delve into the great music videos out there…but fuck that. Garbage Day proudly presents:
Music Videos That Make Little To No Sense (and the extras in them)